THE MOON IS CRYING. IT IS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND IT IS DISTURBED AT WHAT IT SEES. IT SEES SIN AND DESPAIR (AND IT HATES HATES HATES WHAT CHELSEA HANDLER IS DOING TO THE POPULAR CULTURE AND WHATNOT).
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Water on the Moon (AND WHY YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED)
Scientists have found water on the moon. These "experts" hail this as a landmark moment in astronomy. I disagree. This discovery can only mean one thing:
THE MOON IS CRYING. IT IS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND IT IS DISTURBED AT WHAT IT SEES. IT SEES SIN AND DESPAIR (AND IT HATES HATES HATES WHAT CHELSEA HANDLER IS DOING TO THE POPULAR CULTURE AND WHATNOT).
THE MOON IS CRYING. IT IS LOOKING DOWN ON US AND IT IS DISTURBED AT WHAT IT SEES. IT SEES SIN AND DESPAIR (AND IT HATES HATES HATES WHAT CHELSEA HANDLER IS DOING TO THE POPULAR CULTURE AND WHATNOT).
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Hahaha. I love your tone throughout these posts. You're both scientific and goofy. I'm trying to tread my way through and figure out what this water stuff implies. I hope to post more intelligent comments soon enough, but I would have to say that your "tone" keeps me interested enough in a subject I normally find wonderful at a distance but overwhelming up close and personal in scientific jargon.
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